You don’t come into your friend’s house and start tellin’ him what’s what.
When two men are in a situation like me and your dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other.
Esmarelda Villalobos: What is your name? Butch Coolidge: Butch. Esmarelda Villalobos: What does it mean? Butch Coolidge: I’m an American, honey. Our names don’t mean s***.
This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherf*****s. Motherf*****s who thought their ass will age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar… it does. If you mean it gets better with age… it don’t.
The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That’s pride f*****g with you. F*** pride. Pride only hurts. It never helps. You fight through that s***.
Respect for one’s elders shows character.
Pot bellies make a man look either oafish or like a gorilla. But on a woman a pot belly’s very sexy.
It’s unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.
Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
