You know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It’s the little differences. I mean they got the same s*** over there that they got here, but it’s just, it’s just there, it’s a little different.
When you yell at me, it makes me nervous. When I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherf*****s get scared, that’s when motherf*****s accidentally get shot.
When two men are in a situation like me and your dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other.
Esmarelda Villalobos: What is your name?
Butch Coolidge: Butch.
Esmarelda Villalobos: What does it mean?
Butch Coolidge: I’m an American, honey. Our names don’t mean s***.
Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it’s necessary to yak about bull**** in order to be comfortable?
This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherf*****s. Motherf*****s who thought their ass will age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar… it does. If you mean it gets better with age… it don’t.
The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That’s pride f*****g with you. F*** pride. Pride only hurts. It never helps. You fight through that s***.
That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special. When you can just shut the f*** up for a minute and comfortably share silence.
Pot bellies make a man look either oafish or like a gorilla. But on a woman a pot belly’s very sexy.