So, even though you have broken my heart yet again, I wanted to say, in another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.[to Evelyn]
You’re not perfect, sport. And let me save you the suspense. This girl you’ve met, she isn’t perfect either. But the question is whether or not you’re perfect for each other.[to Will]
You’ll never have that kind of relationship in a world where you’re always afraid to take the first step because all you see is every negative thing ten miles down the road.[to Will]
We’re not like other people. We love each other in our own way, and we can have the life together that we want.[to Alan]
Your future wife will be perfectly capable of managing her own feelings. Don’t patronize her by deciding for her what worries she can and cannot endure.[to Frederick]
The French are glad to die for love. They delight in fighting duels. But I prefer a man who lives, and gives expensive jewels.
That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special. When you can just shut the f*** up for a minute and comfortably share silence.