Before the Internet, every girl was a lot more special.
To make something special, you just have to believe it’s special.
That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special. When you can just shut the f*** up for a minute and comfortably share silence.
My name’s Manny, and this is my best friend Hank. I used to be dead, but then he brought me back to life, and we were lost out there in the woods for a very long time, but we survived, because I have special powers.
It’s the special ones that taste best.
