It doesn’t matter what you do, only matters what they think you’ve done.
The resting failure face. I mean, in a word, priceless.[to The Bishop]
I’m so focused on winning all the time, on being the best at what I do, that I can never just fully relax and just be.
I’m big on forgiveness. I always have been. But I’m not so big on forget-ness.
Your Instagram account?[Inspector Das: Keep making your jokes because I’m about to send you to the worst place in the world.]
You really are dumber than I look.[to John]
You know, I’m really starting to not like you.[to Nolan]
Where’d you get that jacket? It’s a statement piece. Somewhere there is a very nude cow whispering, “Worth it.”[to John]
Watch now on:
We really got some dads, huh? It’s a miracle we’re not both strippers.[to John]
The most important part of any plan is a good night’s sleep.
You can have excuses or results. Not both.[to Nolan]
Why are you wearing the hairnet? You’re bald.[to John]