It doesn’t matter what you do, only matters what they think you’ve done.
The resting failure face. I mean, in a word, priceless.[to The Bishop]
Your Instagram account?[Inspector Das: Keep making your jokes because I’m about to send you to the worst place in the world.]
You really are dumber than I look.[to John]
Where’d you get that jacket? It’s a statement piece. Somewhere there is a very nude cow whispering, “Worth it.”[to John]
We really got some dads, huh? It’s a miracle we’re not both strippers.[to John]
The most important part of any plan is a good night’s sleep.
I’m big on forgiveness. I always have been. But I’m not so big on forget-ness.
Why are you wearing the hairnet? You’re bald.[to John]
They’re always watching, always listening. Kinda like Alexa but with guns.[to John]
Look, it’s not that I don’t care about you. It’s that I don’t care about anyone.[to John]
I lied about everything. All of it. That whole thing. I lied to you, I lied to her, I lied to Baby Jesus. All of them.[John Hartley: What do you mean, “you lied”?]
