You know who else was just following orders? Hitler.
Sometimes, you just win.
I think I’m invincible. It’s the only thing that makes sense. I don’t think I can die.
There’s a couple of people I trust say you’re pretty good at this.
Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate.
There’s something wrong with kids today. They know too much.
Sweetheart, how many times have I told you? Don’t say “and stuff.” Just say, “Dad, there are whores here.”[to Holly]
So let me get this straight. You made a porno film where the point was the plot?[to Amelia]
Watch now on:
Let me tell you what two days of detective work looks like, okay? You drive around like an a**hole. You’re gonna spend half the time interviewing the f*****g Chets of the world. You spend the other half trying to translate f***wit to English. And when it’s over, the only thing that’s changed is that the sun went down twice.
I think they died quickly, though, so I don’t think that they got hurt.
I don’t have a job title, I’m not in the Yellow Pages, but if you got trouble with someone, someone’s messing around with your underage daughter, you might ask around for me, Jackson Healy.
