Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Quotes

I’m Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite, and I’m rarely late. I like to eat ice cream, and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an IQ of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

They’ve done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

The only way to win is to be the best. The very best.

People call me the Bri-man. I’m the stylish one of the group. I know what you’re asking yourself, and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my p**is. It’s called the Octagon. But I also nicknamed my testes. My left one is James Westfall, and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang.

I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal.

Don’t act like you’re not impressed.

Discovered by the Germans in 1904. They named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale’s vag**a.

You’re like a miniature Buddha covered in hair.

You look like a blueberry.

You look awfully nice tonight. Hmm? Maybe don’t wear a bra next time. No, I was talking to you. No, not her. I don’t know her name. What is it? Lanolin. La – Lanolin? Like – like sheep’s wool?

The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.

The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.