Don’t act like you’re not impressed.
As the wise man once said, “So?”
You’re like a miniature Buddha covered in hair.
You look awfully nice tonight. Hmm? Maybe don’t wear a bra next time. No, I was talking to you. No, not her. I don’t know her name. What is it? Lanolin. La – Lanolin? Like – like sheep’s wool?
Who the hell is Julius Caesar? You know I don’t follow the NBA!
When you’ve got an ass like the North Star, wise men are going to want to follow it.
The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.
The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.
Suicide makes you hungry, I don’t care what anyone says.
If you were a man, I would punch you. I’d punch you right in the mouth. That’s bush. Bush league.
I’m not trying to be funny, but are you sure he’s not a midget with a learning disability?
I’m in a glass case of emotion!