Marriage has less beauty… but more safety than the single life. It’s full of sorrows and full of joys. It lies under more burdens, but it is supported by all the strengths of love. And those burdens are delightful.[quoting Bishop Jeremy Taylor]
The marriages were for money, of course. But the horror, the horror was for love.
The marriage doesn’t have to last forever.
Our marriage is just for show. A commercial for how normal we are, when we’re anything but.
Nationality is not so important when it comes to a marriage. What matters is love. Love and fidelity.
Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate.
Every man’s ready for marriage when the right girl comes along.
Did I make a horrible mistake and marry someone who’s smarter than I am?[to Daniel]
We’re not even married yet, and you’re already trying to shoot me?
The most incomprehensible thing in the world to a man is a woman who rejects his offer of marriage.
Once it was, “See somebody, get excited, get married.” Now it’s, “Read a lot of books, fence with a lot of four-syllable words, psychoanalyze each other until you can’t tell the difference between a petting party and a civil service exam.”
Most men have to get married before they lose their wives.
