Why must everyone always assume that all women want is to be chosen by any eligible bachelor?[to Mary]
We’re not even married yet, and you’re already trying to shoot me?
Twenty-five years. That’s a… Well, it’s impressive.[Charlotte]Well, you figure you sleep one-third of your life. That knocks off eight years of marriage right there. So, you know, you’re down to 16 and change. You’re just a teenager at marriage. You can drive it, but there’s still the occasional accident.[Bob Harris]
Three failed marriages taught me I’m not much of a husband. But what I am is a family man.
This man, he has a fleet of ships, carriages full of gold.[Lord Bayford]That’s no reason to marry.[Elodie]
The most incomprehensible thing in the world to a man is a woman who rejects his offer of marriage.
Shoulda got married in Vegas.
One God, that I can understand. But one wife, that is not civilized. It is not generous.
Once it was, “See somebody, get excited, get married.” Now it’s, “Read a lot of books, fence with a lot of four-syllable words, psychoanalyze each other until you can’t tell the difference between a petting party and a civil service exam.”
Most men have to get married before they lose their wives.
Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. Lets people know you’re not a homo. Married guy seems more stable. People see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a b**ch. Ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your c*ck must work.[to Colin]
Marriage is a triumph of imagination over intelligence.
