It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.
Why have enemies when you can have friends?
Such a beautiful place… to be with friends.[last words]
Keep your friends rich, and your enemies rich, and wait to find out which is which.
If my best friend keeps his farts from me, what else is he hiding from me? And why does that thought make me feel so alone?
I go to bed with all my friends.
You reminded me about what the most important thing in life is. Do you know what I think it is? Friends. Best friends.[to Evelyn]
To be a captain, you cannot be a friend.
The world is divided into two parts: those who have friends, and those who are lonely, like poor Tuco.
No man is a failure who has friends.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
It’s my best friend. Always happy. No questions.[about his plant]
