Friend Quotes

Pain is an old friend.

Why have enemies when you can have friends?

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.

If my best friend keeps his farts from me, what else is he hiding from me? And why does that thought make me feel so alone?

I go to bed with all my friends.

You reminded me about what the most important thing in life is. Do you know what I think it is? Friends. Best friends.[to Evelyn]

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

It’s my best friend. Always happy. No questions.[about his plant]

I’m not certain I can survive any more visits from old friends.

Dear Catherine, I’ve been sitting here thinking about all the things I wanted to apologize to you for. All the pain we caused each other. Everything I put on you. Everything I needed you to be or needed you to say. I’m sorry for that. I’ll always love you, because we grew up together and you helped make me who I am. I just wanted you to know that there will be a piece of you in me always, and I’m grateful for that. Whatever someone you become, wherever you are in the world, I’m sending you love. You’re my friend to the end. Love, Theodore.

A friend is a gift you give yourself.

You don’t come into your friend’s house and start tellin’ him what’s what.