Winner, winner, charcoal dinner!
When life gives you lemons, make pear juice and blow everyone’s minds.
We kill anyone who gets in our way![Drax the Destroyer]Not kill anyone.[Peter Quill]Kill a few people.[Drax the Destroyer]Kill no people.[Peter Quill]Kill one guy, one stupid guy who no one loves.[Drax the Destroyer]Now you’re just making it sad.[Peter Quill]
The name’s Rocket. Rocket Raccoon.
The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they’ve abolished all lawyers.
The funny thing is, on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.
Nike is a damn jogging company, man. Black people don’t jog. You ain’t gonna catch no Black person running 26 miles for no damn reason. Man, the cops probably pull you over thinking you done stole something.[Sonny Vaccaro: What is wrong with Nike?]
Man, I’m so lucky. I don’t have any problems with my dad. Maybe it’s because Mom ate his head before I was born. I don’t know.
Kai. General Kai. Supreme Warlord of all China. The Jade Slayer. Master of Pain. You may know me as the Beast of Vengeance. Uh… Maker of Widows?
Justice is about to be served! [at his dad’s cafe] We’ll have two Justice Platters, please.
It’s funny how a little place like this brought so many people together.
If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo.