We need a simple, strong stage name. Slab Oakley. Chad Log. I’ve got it. Chris Pine. No, it’d never work.
Remember those posters that said, “Today is the first day of the rest of your life”? Well, that’s true of every day except one, the day you die.
Our best hope is to confuse him.[about Grindelwald]
LeFou, I’m afraid I’ve been thinking.[Gaston, singing]A dangerous pastime.[LeFou, singing]I know.[Gaston, singing]
It’s funny what a man will do to forestall his final judgment.
I’m not trying to be funny, but are you sure he’s not a midget with a learning disability?
Honest John? Pinokes, as a rule of thumb, when somebody calls themselves “honest,” they ain’t. Especially, if they’re an agent.[Pinocchio: That’s Mr. Honest John. He’s my agent.]
Happy birthday, sir. What are you, 200 today?[to Marlin]
Early bird gathers no moss. Rolling stone catches the worm.
