We need a simple, strong stage name. Slab Oakley. Chad Log. I’ve got it. Chris Pine. No, it’d never work.
Remember those posters that said, “Today is the first day of the rest of your life”? Well, that’s true of every day except one, the day you die.
LeFou, I’m afraid I’ve been thinking.[Gaston, singing]A dangerous pastime.[LeFou, singing]I know.[Gaston, singing]
Honest John? Pinokes, as a rule of thumb, when somebody calls themselves “honest,” they ain’t. Especially, if they’re an agent.[Pinocchio: That’s Mr. Honest John. He’s my agent.]