I’m not a big fat panda. I’m the big fat panda.[to Tai Lung]
I find it hard to believe it doesn’t have multiple purposes.[about the sofa]
Hey, I know a joke. A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, “I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead.” Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
Good afternoon. My name is Russell. And I am a Wilderness Explorer in Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?[Russell]No.[Carl Fredricksen]I could help you cross the street.[Russell]No.[Carl Fredricksen]I could help you cross your yard.[Russell]No.[Carl Fredricksen]I could help you cross your porch.[Russell]No.[Carl Fredricksen]Well, I gotta help you cross something.[Russell]
Cool! My mom loves that game![Carl Fredricksen: Hey, let’s play a game. It’s called “see who can be quiet the longest.”]
500 years in the Spirit Realm, you pick up a thing or two.
You’re very good with children.[Janine Melnitz]Thanks. I practiced on my hamster.[Louis Tully]
You’re innocent.[Sherlock Holmes]You doubted it?[Enola Holmes]Nothing’s certain till it’s proved.[Sherlock Holmes]
You’re always so concerned about your reputation. Einstein did his best stuff when he was working as a patent clerk.
You’re all right, kid. What do they call you?[Baloo]Mowgli, and he’s going back to the man village right now.[Bagheera]Man village? They’ll ruin him! They’ll make a man out of him![Baloo]
You said we’d only be here for a week![Trevor Spengler]Yeah, well, that was before we got evicted.[Callie Spengler]You said you had money saved up.[Trevor Spengler]Yeah, well, that was before I had children.[Callie Spengler]
You need to stop calling me that. I used to change your diapers.[Monica Rambeau: Captain Marvel.]