When will people wake up and realize that everywhere Spider-Man goes, chaos and calamity ensue? Everything Spider-Man touches comes to ruin.
All this time, people looked up to this boy and called him a hero. Well, I’ll tell you what I call him, public enemy number one!
They’re crap. Crap, crap, megacrap. I’ll give you two hundred bucks for all of ’em.
If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo.
He doesn’t want to be famous? Then I’ll make him infamous.
