Ghostbusters II Quotes

You’re very good with children.[Janine Melnitz]Thanks. I practiced on my hamster.[Louis Tully]

You’re much better than you realize. You don’t give yourself enough credit.[Dana Barrett]I need to hear that kind of stuff. If I had this kind of support on a 24-hour-a-day basis, I could have myself whipped into shape by the end of this century.[Peter Venkman]

You know how much negative energy it must have taken to generate a flow this size?[Egon Spengler]New York, what a town.[Winston Zeddemore]

We’re the best! We’re the beautiful! We’re the only Ghostbusters.

There seem to be 3 million completely miserable a**holes living in the Tri-State area.[Peter Venkman]Oh, please.[Hardemeyer]I beg your pardon. 3 million and one.[Peter Venkman]

There are some things in this world that go way beyond human understanding. Things that cannot be explained, things that most people don’t wanna know about. That is where we come in.

The Scoleri brothers![The Judge]Friends of yours?[Raymond Stantz]I tried them for murder! Gave them the chair! You gotta do something![The Judge]Why don’t you just tell them you don’t believe in ghosts.[Egon Spengler]

That is the whole problem with aliens, is you just can’t trust them.

My parents didn’t believe in toys.[Egon Spengler]You mean you never even had a Slinky?[Raymond Stantz]We had part of a Slinky. But I straightened it.[Egon Spengler]

Look, no respected psychic will come on the show. They think you’re a fraud.[Norman]I am a fraud.[Peter Venkman]

In science, we always look for the simplest explanation.

I’d like to run some gynaecological tests on the mother.[Egon Spengler]Who wouldn’t?[Peter Venkman]