Peter Venkman Quotes

Tell you what, I’ll take Miss Barrett back to her apartment and check her out. I’ll go check out Miss Barrett’s apartment. Okay?

You’re much better than you realize. You don’t give yourself enough credit.[Dana Barrett]I need to hear that kind of stuff. If I had this kind of support on a 24-hour-a-day basis, I could have myself whipped into shape by the end of this century.[Peter Venkman]

You’re always so concerned about your reputation. Einstein did his best stuff when he was working as a patent clerk.

You know, it’s just occurred to me we really haven’t had a completely successful test of this equipment.[Raymond Stantz]I blame myself.[Egon Spengler]So do I.[Peter Venkman]

We’ve been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He’s a sailor. He’s in New York. We get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble.

We’re the best! We’re the beautiful! We’re the only Ghostbusters.

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. No job is too big. No fee is too big.

There seem to be 3 million completely miserable a**holes living in the Tri-State area.[Peter Venkman]Oh, please.[Hardemeyer]I beg your pardon. 3 million and one.[Peter Venkman]

There are some things in this world that go way beyond human understanding. Things that cannot be explained, things that most people don’t wanna know about. That is where we come in.

That’s the bedroom. But nothing ever happened in there.[Dana Barrett]What a crime.[Peter Venkman]

That is the whole problem with aliens, is you just can’t trust them.