Nobody steps on a church in my town.
Look, no respected psychic will come on the show. They think you’re a fraud.[Norman]I am a fraud.[Peter Venkman]
I’d like to run some gynaecological tests on the mother.[Egon Spengler]Who wouldn’t?[Peter Venkman]
I want you inside me.[Dana Barrett, as The Gatekeeper]Go ahead. No, I can’t. Sounds like you got at least two people in there already. Might be a little crowded.[Peter Venkman]
I have more than two grades of laundry, okay? There’s not just clean and dirty. There are many subtle levels.[to Dana]
Hi there. Pete Venkman from the home office. Thanks for pitching in.[Peter Venkman]You’re welcome.[Phoebe Spengler]I like your style. Who’s that one?[Peter Venkman]Callie. Callie Spengler.[Callie Spengler]Spengler? Weird name. Try to make the best of that.[Peter Venkman]
Gotta run. Got a date with a ghost.
Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by d*ckless here.[Raymond Stantz]They caused an explosion.[Walter Peck]Is this true?[Mayor]Yes, it’s true. This man has no d*ck.[Peter Venkman]
Dr. Venkman, would you please tell the court why it is that you and your co-defendants took it upon yourselves to dig a very big hole in the middle of First Avenue.[Prosecutor]Well, there’s so many holes in First Avenue we really didn’t think anyone would notice.[Peter Venkman]
Dr. Venkman, Dana is not here.[Janosz Poha]Yeah, we know that, Johnny.[Peter Venkman]So why are you came?[Janosz Poha]Well, we got a report there was a major creep in the area. We checked our list, and you were right on the top.[Peter Venkman]
Don’t put any of those old cheap moves on me, okay?[Dana Barrett]No, no, no.[Peter Venkman]It’s different.[Dana Barrett]I have all new cheap moves.[Peter Venkman]
Does anyone have a light?[Nadeem Razmaadi]I quit smoking in the ’90s.[Raymond Stantz]Proud of you then, proud of you now.[Peter Venkman]
