Dating Quotes

I’m taking Lori to dinner.[John Bennett]For what?[Ted]Well, we’ve been dating four years tomorrow.[John Bennett]Oh, f*** me. Nice.[Ted]Let me ask you something. You don’t think she’s going to be expecting something big, do you?[John Bennett]What, like anal?[Ted]

How can I ever thank you for saving my wrist?[Jenny Yum]Oh, it’s quite all right.[Doctor]Maybe, like, a drink later?[Jenny Yum]Well, I’m married. And gay.[Doctor]Why’d you have to say two reasons?[Jenny Yum]

Gotta run. Got a date with a ghost.

Don’t put any of those old cheap moves on me, okay?[Dana Barrett]No, no, no.[Peter Venkman]It’s different.[Dana Barrett]I have all new cheap moves.[Peter Venkman]