You would publicly humiliate yourself just to eat fries at breakfast?[Anne Yum]How is that humiliating?[Jenny Yum]
Why haven’t you gone on that show? Are you scared that you would win so much money that people will try and kill you for it? You know, that’s a thing with lottery winners. [to Anne]
We all have a purpose. We just need to find it.
Not kidnapping her, are you?[Bellman]Not anymore.[Jenny Yum]
Learn how to drive![Driver]Racist.[Jenny Yum][after seeing that the driver was Asian]Oh, hi![Jenny Yum]
I mean, who are you? Mr. Choochie’s?[Jenny Yum]Now, why would I be “Mr. Choochie’s?”[Anne Yum]Because it’s a man’s world.[Jenny Yum]
I knew that the only way that you would do this is if you thought it was the only way. Life coaching.[to Anne]
How can I ever thank you for saving my wrist?[Jenny Yum]Oh, it’s quite all right.[Doctor]Maybe, like, a drink later?[Jenny Yum]Well, I’m married. And gay.[Doctor]Why’d you have to say two reasons?[Jenny Yum]
Chanting always works.[repeated line]
Why am I always a man in your hypotheticals?[Anne Yum]Because men are worse.[Jenny Yum]
