Me? I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly stupid.
Gentlemen, milady, you will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.
She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word, really. Except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman.[to Will, about Elizabeth]