Jack Sparrow Quotes

Now, a bit of discretion when courting a brunette, never pursue her sister. But if you cannot avoid the charm of her sister, kill the brother. Savvy?[to Henry]

There comes a time when one must take responsibility for one’s mistakes.

Me? I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly stupid.

I once knew a Spaniard named, something in Spanish.

Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream. That’s how I get by.[to Beckett]

You may kill me, but you may never insult me.

There should be a “Captain” in there somewhere.[after being addressed as “Jack Sparrow”]

She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word, really. Except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman.[to Will, about Elizabeth]

One-legged man with 18 pound balls? That’s why he walks funny.[to Barbossa]

Now we’re being followed by rocks. Never had that before.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.[to Will]

Next time you raise a sword, boy, be the last to die.[to Henry]