Jack Sparrow Quotes

Gentlemen, milady, you will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream. That’s how I get by.[to Beckett]

There comes a time when one must take responsibility for one’s mistakes.

The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do, and what a man can’t do.

Now, a bit of discretion when courting a brunette, never pursue her sister. But if you cannot avoid the charm of her sister, kill the brother. Savvy?[to Henry]

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.[to Will]

Me? I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly stupid.

Come to negotiate, eh, have you, you slimy git? Look what I got. I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it?[to Davy Jones]

You may kill me, but you may never insult me.

She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word, really. Except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman.[to Will, about Elizabeth]

One-legged man with 18 pound balls? That’s why he walks funny.[to Barbossa]

Now we’re being followed by rocks. Never had that before.