Jack Sparrow Quotes

There comes a time when one must take responsibility for one’s mistakes.

Now, a bit of discretion when courting a brunette, never pursue her sister. But if you cannot avoid the charm of her sister, kill the brother. Savvy?[to Henry]

One-legged man with 18 pound balls? That’s why he walks funny.[to Barbossa]

Me? I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly stupid.

I once knew a Spaniard named, something in Spanish.

Come to negotiate, eh, have you, you slimy git? Look what I got. I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it?[to Davy Jones]

Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream. That’s how I get by.[to Beckett]

Better to not know which moment may be your last. Every morsel of your entire being alive to the infinite mystery of it all. And who’s to say I won’t live forever, eh? Discoverer of the Fountain of Youth. I have no say in it, Gibbs. It’s a pirate’s life for me. Savvy?

You may kill me, but you may never insult me.

There should be a “Captain” in there somewhere.[after being addressed as “Jack Sparrow”]

She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word, really. Except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman.[to Will, about Elizabeth]

Now we’re being followed by rocks. Never had that before.