Now, a bit of discretion when courting a brunette, never pursue her sister. But if you cannot avoid the charm of her sister, kill the brother. Savvy?[to Henry]
I once knew a Spaniard named, something in Spanish.
You may kill me, but you may never insult me.
Me? I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly stupid.
I’m not certain I can survive any more visits from old friends.
How dare you do exactly what I would do if I were you.[to Carina]
Gentlemen, milady, you will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.
Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream. That’s how I get by.[to Beckett]
You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it’s like. One day, you won’t be able to resist.[to Elizabeth]
You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.[to Elizabeth]
You know that feeling you get sometimes when you’re standing in a high place? Sudden urge to jump? I don’t have it.[looks over the cliff]
Why is the rum always gone? [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh. That’s why.
