Honestly, guys, I never thought I’d die like this. I always thought I’d meet a nice girl and settle down and then she’d eat my head. So sad.
Man, I’m so lucky. I don’t have any problems with my dad. Maybe it’s because Mom ate his head before I was born. I don’t know.
You don’t have the right to push him. It’s not his fault he’s stupid.[to Nebula, about Drax]
People on Earth die when they’re, like, 50.[Peter Quill]They die when they’re 50?[Mantis]I don’t know. Something like that.[Peter Quill]What’s even the point of being born?[Mantis]
He makes us laugh and he loves us. How is that a liability? All you care about is intelligence and competence.[to Nebula, about Drax]
