Up Quotes

That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most.

Hey, I know a joke. A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, “I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead.” Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Good afternoon. My name is Russell. And I am a Wilderness Explorer in Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?[Russell]No.[Carl Fredricksen]I could help you cross the street.[Russell]No.[Carl Fredricksen]I could help you cross your yard.[Russell]No.[Carl Fredricksen]I could help you cross your porch.[Russell]No.[Carl Fredricksen]Well, I gotta help you cross something.[Russell]

Cool! My mom loves that game![Carl Fredricksen: Hey, let’s play a game. It’s called “see who can be quiet the longest.”]

You know, you don’t talk very much. I like you![to Carl]

You know him. Charles Muntz, explorer. When I get big, I’m going where he’s going, South America. It’s like America, but south.[to Carl]

This is crazy. I finally meet my childhood hero, and he’s trying to kill us. What a joke.

There are no tigers in South America. Zoology.[Carl Fredricksen: Russell, if you don’t hurry up, the tigers will eat you.]

Please be my prisoner. Oh, please, oh, please be my prisoner![to the bird Kevin]

I’m tired. And my knee hurts.[Russell]Which knee?[Carl Fredricksen]My elbow hurts, and I have to go to the bathroom.[Russell]

I’m getting Kevin. You stay here.[Carl Fredricksen]But I wanna help.[Russell]I don’t want your help. I want you safe.[Carl Fredricksen]