Russell Quotes

That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most.

Good afternoon. My name is Russell. And I am a Wilderness Explorer in Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?[Russell]No.[Carl Fredricksen]I could help you cross the street.[Russell]No.[Carl Fredricksen]I could help you cross your yard.[Russell]No.[Carl Fredricksen]I could help you cross your porch.[Russell]No.[Carl Fredricksen]Well, I gotta help you cross something.[Russell]

Cool! My mom loves that game![Carl Fredricksen: Hey, let’s play a game. It’s called “see who can be quiet the longest.”]

There are no tigers in South America. Zoology.[Carl Fredricksen: Russell, if you don’t hurry up, the tigers will eat you.]

I’m tired. And my knee hurts.[Russell]Which knee?[Carl Fredricksen]My elbow hurts, and I have to go to the bathroom.[Russell]