It is disappointing when the mole is the one who looks most like a rodent.
Divorces are easy. It’s marriages that are impossibly hard.
They all think we’re having affairs before they think we’re secret agents.[to Eve]
Nadia has been murdered in prison. The good news is the buffet is open.
Life is just a series of trade-offs. For all of us.[to Kenny]
Jokes are for people who do their jobs correctly.
Heroes only get the girl in Hollywood.[to Eve]