It is disappointing when the mole is the one who looks most like a rodent.
Heroes only get the girl in Hollywood.[to Eve]
One of the great unspoken truths of life is that people behave exactly as you expect them to.[to Eve]
Nadia has been murdered in prison. The good news is the buffet is open.
Life is just a series of trade-offs. For all of us.[to Kenny]
Isn’t it refreshing? To eat in silence? So many people are just bags of gas, expelling air when they’ve nothing of any great worth to say.[to Villanelle]
Divorces are easy. It’s marriages that are impossibly hard.
You can’t win the game unless the game is on, can you?[to Pam]
Why waste your time being good when you could just be good at what you’re good at?[to Villanelle]
They all think we’re having affairs before they think we’re secret agents.[to Eve]
Killing is primal. It’s what nature intended. And who are we to quibble with nature?[to Villanelle]
Jokes are for people who do their jobs correctly.
