We’ll camp here for the night and burn it down in the morning. It’s important to be well-rested before committing arson.
The littlest orphan is following in my footsteps. I was a good guardian after all![Sunny Baudelaire: Burn down hotel.]
Of course I’m going to die! That’s the way of the world, Baudelaires. Everybody runs around with their secrets and their schemes, trying to outwit one another, and then they die.
My whole life is just going around and around in circles. Like one of those things a hamster plays on before you put it in the oven.
My body is a temple, young man. I would never sully my skin the way so many young people do nowadays with their hedonistic lifestyle of loud music and abstinence.[to Klaus]
Is this about the children? I apologize for the noise. I told them to cry using their inside voices.[to Justice Strauss]
I thought having prisoners would be fun, but it’s like having a pet or an in-law. You can lock them up, then you have to feed them.
I have to retrieve the sugar bowl, then I’m going up to the roof to retrieve the Medusoid Mycelium, then I’m going down to the lobby to poison everyone, then I’m going back up to the roof to escape the authorities. It’s a lot of ups and downs, but hey, so is life.