Okay, you are the most full of s*** lawyer I’ve ever met, and I think we should appreciate the magnitude of that statement.[to Matt]
Nothing plays like pictures.
No one’s ever who you need them to be.
No one in New York City gives up a rent-controlled apartment. Ever.
No matter where I am, even if I’m behind bars, if you try anything, I will find out, I will come for you, and it will hurt.
Nasty doesn’t just come out of nowhere.
My mother is brain-damaged. What’s your excuse?[to Dorothy]
Love isn’t for the weak-hearted. It’s for idiots.
Little hard to swallow a pep talk from a woman who begged me to snuff her.[to Jeri]
Let it get personal and the whole case goes to s***. A good PI needs objectivity. Take the case. Take the clues. Take the cash.
It’s good to see you. Let me know when they fit you for a costume.
If your parenting didn’t make him a sociopath, the lack of it did.