Joker Quotes

Whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.

I’m only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I’m really crying. You might join me for a weep.[to Vicki]

You’re beautiful in an old-fashioned kind of way. But I’m sure we can make you more today.[to Vicki]

Winged freak terrorizes. Wait till they get a load of me.

Where does he get those wonderful toys?

Sometimes I just kill myself!

So much to do and so little time.[repeated line]

Never rub another man’s rhubarb.

Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me “Joker.” And as you can see, I’m a lot happier.[to Carl Grissom]

It’s as though we were made for each other. Beauty and the beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you “beast,” I’ll rip their lungs out.[to Vicki]

I’ve been dead once already. It’s very liberating. You should think of it as therapy.[to Carl Grissom]

I was in the bath one day when I realized why I was destined for greatness. You know how concerned people are about appearances. This is attractive, that is not. Well, that is all behind me. I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world’s first fully functioning homicidal artist.[to Vicki]