Simon Bishop Quotes

You look at someone long enough, you discover their humanity.

The best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself.

I’m stuck. I can’t get back to my own life. She’s evicted me from my life.[Melvin Udall]Did you really like it that much?[Simon Bishop]

Do you know where you’re lucky? You know who you want.[to Melvin]

Can I ask you a personal question?[Melvin Udall]Sure.[Simon Bishop]You ever get an erection over a woman?[Melvin Udall]Melvin…[Simon Bishop]I mean, wouldn’t your life be easier if you weren’t…[Melvin Udall]You consider your life easy?[Simon Bishop]All right. I give you that one.[Melvin Udall]