Always close the curtains. You never know what kind of pervert could be outside.[to Niko]
We can fight. But you will get tired, and I will get bored, and you don’t like it when I’m bored. If I kill you, they will just send me another one.[to Konstantin]
Thank you for the inappropriate touching. It was actually pretty nice.[to Helene]
Just beat the crap out of people. It will make you feel a lot better.[Pyotr: I beat the crap out of sofa so I don’t beat the crap out of people. You think that’s weird?]
If I killed everybody who betrayed me, there would be nobody left.[to Konstantin]
You’re really good at stealing. You should do it more.[to Gabriel]
When I think about my ex today, I realize, I am so much happier now she’s dead.
This place is psychopathic.[in toyshop]
This better not be you calling to tell me you’re dead.[to Konstantin]
The only thing that makes you interesting is me.
Sometimes when you love someone, you will do crazy things.
Letting yourself into my apartment and drinking from a tiny cup doesn’t make you intimidating, by the way. It’s just rude.[to Konstantin]
