Well, you want to steal stuff, it helps to go where the rich people are.
Thieves stealing from thieves is a victimless crime.
People don’t steal from me, I steal from people.
A thief that steals from those in need has no honor.
You’re really good at stealing. You should do it more.[to Gabriel]
When you steal for yourself, that makes you a thief. But when you steal for someone else, that makes you a hero.
I don’t mind stealing if it’s from criminals.
Don’t get drawn into the culture, Morty. Stealing stuff is about the stuff, not the stealing.
A smart president will steal good ideas from anyone.
Whenever a lesser light tries to steal what is yours, you do not sit there and take it.
Rich people steal money. All the time. In some cases it’s even why they’re rich.[to Lilly]
Madam, it’s just lazy to steal from someone without knowing their name.
