Well, you want to steal stuff, it helps to go where the rich people are.
Thieves stealing from thieves is a victimless crime.
People don’t steal from me, I steal from people.
A thief that steals from those in need has no honor.
You’re really good at stealing. You should do it more.[to Gabriel]
When you steal for yourself, that makes you a thief. But when you steal for someone else, that makes you a hero.
I don’t mind stealing if it’s from criminals.
Don’t get drawn into the culture, Morty. Stealing stuff is about the stuff, not the stealing.
A smart president will steal good ideas from anyone.
Whenever a lesser light tries to steal what is yours, you do not sit there and take it.
We don’t pay for cadavers. We just borrow them.[to Belle]
Rich people steal money. All the time. In some cases it’s even why they’re rich.[to Lilly]