Beautiful but not very bright. Did you read the Vogue article about me?[to Darren]
Now leave me. I wish to masturbate. You can tell everyone I said that.[to Angela]
If you’re Royal, the more time that passes, the fewer words they use to describe you.[to Maggie]
If I don’t say it out loud, they read it on my face. They can all see into me.
Beauty is useless. Beauty is clothing.
Three days. That’s it.
There’s no hope for me. Not with them.
There’s never a decision to make. There’s only what must happen.
Watch now on:
The only portrait that really matters is the one they use to put on the ten pound note. When they take that one, you understand all you are, my dear, is currency.[to Diana]
You know at school you do tenses? There’s the past, the present, future. Well here, there is only one tense. There is no future. The past and the present are the same thing.
Sometimes you get delayed by someone. No one says anything. It’s perfectly acceptable for you to be delayed by someone.[to Charles]
Not only did I rescue it from a scarecrow, I’m talking to it. All rumours of my disintegration confirmed.[about her father’s old jacket]
