If you spent as much time practicing your saber techniques as you do your wit, you would rival Master Yoda as a swordsman.
From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven’t thought of you. And now that I’m with you again… I’m in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you… I can’t breathe. I’m haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating, hoping that that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me… what can I do? I will do anything that you ask.
You don’t need guidance, Anakin. In time, you will learn to trust your feelings. Then you will be invincible.
What’s all this noise? A battle! There’s been some terrible mistake! I’m programmed for etiquette, not destruction!