You can’t not care about things you actually care about. You can’t fool yourself.
Why would people rather be famous for being s*** than not famous at all? When did that start?
Live your life as if there’s no tomorrow, and then you wake up and there is a tomorrow and you do it again.
It doesn’t matter what you look like. It’s what’s on the inside that matters.
If I become an a***hole, and I do and say what the f*** I want, for as long as I want, and then when it all gets too much, I can always kill myself. It’s like a superpower.
I’m not a pedo. And if I was, you’d be safe, you tubby, little ginger c**t.[Robbie: Pedo!]
Hardly scarred for life. She’s 93. If she lives to 100, she’s only been scarred for seven percent of her life.[Newsagent: Terrible, isn’t it? Scarred for life.]
Don’t worry about your past. Worry about your future.
When you do find a fella, dance with him when he wants.[to Sandy]
We’re not just here for us, we’re here for others.
We’re all screwed up in one way or another. It sort of makes you normal.
We all do things we’d rather not do.
