If I become an a***hole, and I do and say what the f*** I want, for as long as I want, and then when it all gets too much, I can always kill myself. It’s like a superpower.
I’m not a pedo. And if I was, you’d be safe, you tubby, little ginger c**t.[Robbie: Pedo!]
Hardly scarred for life. She’s 93. If she lives to 100, she’s only been scarred for seven percent of her life.[Newsagent: Terrible, isn’t it? Scarred for life.]
Don’t worry about your past. Worry about your future.
You’re in pain. But the thing you lost is the same thing that can stop that pain.
You never know what’s around the corner, do you? One minute you’re happy and safe and smug about it, the next minute, everything’s taken away from you.
You can’t not care about things you actually care about. You can’t fool yourself.
When you do find a fella, dance with him when he wants.[to Sandy]
We’re not just here for us, we’re here for others.
We’re all screwed up in one way or another. It sort of makes you normal.
We all do things we’d rather not do.
There’s no advantage to being nice and thoughtful and caring and having integrity. It’s a disadvantage, if anything.
