There’s no advantage to being nice and thoughtful and caring and having integrity. It’s a disadvantage, if anything.
Most people are all right. They’re just having a bad day. Sometimes they don’t think, they get caught up in their own lives. They’re just trying to survive. Bad things happen to good people, good things happen to bad people, and sometimes it’s just no one’s fault.[to Tony]
There is no bright future in journalism. By the time you’re a features writer, there won’t be newspapers as we know them because it’ll just be a s*** storm on the Internet. People posting nasty, f***ing hateful opinions that aren’t even theirs because their editor told them to, to get clickbait for f***ing advertisers because the world is full of f***ing morons. It’s awful. It’s an awful future.
That’s why funerals are usually a nightmare. Ten members of the family coming up with s*** ideas. “It’s what he would’ve wanted.”
It is everything. Being in love, I mean. You just don’t need anything else. You realize that even more when they’re not around.
If I become an a***hole, and I do and say what the f*** I want, for as long as I want, and then when it all gets too much, I can always kill myself. It’s like a superpower.