I like your sense of humor, sir. You might need it.[to Lyndon]
I guess when you live forever, you run out of stories.
I am not a human being, but a spirit and fell demon from hottest Hell.
Humans respond to fear in two simple ways: fight or flight. There’s no shame in getting the hell out of the way.
Honey, you’re a paper airplane and I’m a 747. Don’t you ever think you’re anything like me just because you can fly a little.[to Mickey]
Here’s my other offer. You can all just die.
He’s in the middle of getting his anus waxed and bleached. Is that a thing now? I mean, how would someone even know their anus needs bleaching? I couldn’t pick my butthole out of a lineup.
Has there ever been a more aptly named style of music than grunge?
From blood and pain come perfection.
Foie gras. It’s surprising how delicious a little cruelty can taste.
Fear isn’t like a virus. When fear finds more hosts, it gets stronger, scarier.
Eternity can be tedious without something enjoyable to break up the day.
