Trust me. This place will grow on you.
Are we ever ready to see ourselves for what we are?
You don’t need to be out in the world to be a part of it. In the modern age, no one ever has to be alone. Even for a second.
We can’t change the past, but you can choose to move forward and live.
Why don’t people have the courtesy to blow their brains out at their own home?
We can do this the easy way or the hard way. But I’m not leaving until you get all your vitamins and minerals.
Porn hurts people. Hurts the girls who think they need to screw like that. Hurts the guys who think girls want to screw like that.
It’s ironic. But I never knew how to live until I died.
It’s a new me. I’m becoming a goddamn Dirty Harriet.
He’s in the middle of getting his anus waxed and bleached. Is that a thing now? I mean, how would someone even know their anus needs bleaching? I couldn’t pick my butthole out of a lineup.
