Our children are at risk from so much in this world. We can never protect them from all of it. But when there’s something we can do to make them just a little bit safer, we do it.
It’s ironic. But I never knew how to live until I died.
It’s a new me. I’m becoming a goddamn Dirty Harriet.
It is a horrible feeling to have a craving that you can never satiate.
I’m dead, but I’ve never felt more alive.
I’ll write about fashion. And I’ll sleep with history.
I mean, just because you got 30 bodies buried in your crawl space don’t mean you can’t have a really terrific rec room and be a respectable business man.
He’s in the middle of getting his anus waxed and bleached. Is that a thing now? I mean, how would someone even know their anus needs bleaching? I couldn’t pick my butthole out of a lineup.
Has there ever been a more aptly named style of music than grunge?
Foie gras. It’s surprising how delicious a little cruelty can taste.
Eternity can be tedious without something enjoyable to break up the day.
A woman can only be pushed so far, and I’m right on the edge.
