It is a horrible feeling to have a craving that you can never satiate.
I’m dead, but I’ve never felt more alive.
I’ll write about fashion. And I’ll sleep with history.
I mean, just because you got 30 bodies buried in your crawl space don’t mean you can’t have a really terrific rec room and be a respectable business man.
He’s in the middle of getting his anus waxed and bleached. Is that a thing now? I mean, how would someone even know their anus needs bleaching? I couldn’t pick my butthole out of a lineup.
Has there ever been a more aptly named style of music than grunge?
Foie gras. It’s surprising how delicious a little cruelty can taste.
Eternity can be tedious without something enjoyable to break up the day.
A woman can only be pushed so far, and I’m right on the edge.
