When you own dogs, you feed them all, but you save the freshest meat for those that don’t hesitate.
When someone leaves a burning sack of excrement on your doorstep and rings your doorbell, it’s best not to stomp it out, lest you get covered in s***.
When I fight authority, authority does not always win.
We all mask certain emotions, often our most intense ones.
Truman had a sign on his desk that said, “The buck stops here.” Mine’s gonna say, “I am the buck.”
To Bobby Axelrod, fees are religion and money is his God. This makes him the perfect shepherd for you in the material world. And at least when you pray to his God, you get another f***ing Bentley out of it.
This isn’t America. It’s New York. And the only thing worse than a pessimist is a bulls***ter.[to Prince]
This is the problem with squaring away your enemies list. You wake up all your enemies in the process.[to Prince]
There’s no conversation more boring than the one where everyone agrees.
There’s almost nothing more dangerous than a man who’s sure he’s never wrong.
There was a time when a Benjamin Franklin was the key to the city. My mistake was not accounting for inflation.[to Kevin]
There is another kind, beside the flagrant and the line-toer, and that is the one who believes there is no line for him. Because his stature, because his wealth, gives him the divine right.[to Dave]
