When fearless leader forgets every once in a while that he does need to fear the Almighty, you bring him back to himself. You restore equilibrium.[to Wendy]
Three things in life you can’t postpone without dire consequences: calling a doctor when gutshot, finding a toilet when traveling in India, and paying your people.
To Bobby Axelrod, fees are religion and money is his God. This makes him the perfect shepherd for you in the material world. And at least when you pray to his God, you get another f***ing Bentley out of it.
Most dangerous thing in the world: government employees who don’t hate their jobs enough to take a bribe.