Breaking Bad Quotes (Season 2)

I need support. Me, the almost 40-year old pregnant woman with the surprise baby on the way. And the husband with lung cancer who disappears for hours on end and I don’t know where he goes and he barely even speaks to me anymore. With the moody son who does the same thing. And the overdrawn checking account. And the lukewarm water heater that leaks rusty looking crap and is rotting out the floor of the utility closet and we can’t even afford to fix it! But OH, I see! Now I’m supposed to go, “Hank, please, what can I possibly do to further benefit my spoiled, kleptomaniac b**ch sister who somehow always manages to be the center of attention?” ‘Cause God knows she’s the one with the really important problems!

Doctor, my wife is seven months pregnant with a baby we didn’t intend. My 15 year old son has cerebral palsy. I am an extremely overqualified high school chemistry teacher. When I can work, I make 43,700 dollars per year. I have watched all of my colleagues and friends surpass me in every way imaginable, and within eighteen months, I will be dead. And you ask why I ran?

Conscience gets expensive, doesn’t it?

Better safe than sorry. That’s my motto.

Better call Saul!

As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer getting shot, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say it’s been known to happen.

Appearances, Gomie. It’s all about appearances.

Adjusting for inflation… good state college, adjusting for inflation, say $45,000 a year, two kids, four years of college… $360,000. Remaining mortgage on the home, $107,000. Home equity line, $30,000, that’s $137,000. Cost of living, food, clothing, utilities, say two grand a month? I mean, that should put a dent in it, anyway. 24K a year provides for, say, ten years. That’s $240,000, plus 360 plus 137… 737. $737,000, that’s what I need. That is what I need. You and I both clear about 70 grand a week. That’s only ten and a half more weeks. Call it eleven. Eleven more drug deals and always in a public place from now on. It’s doable. Definitely doable.

You’re not his pal. You’re his boss. This only works when they’re scared of you.

You’re buying the wrong matches. Those matches. They’re the wrong kind. Red phosphorous is found in the striker strips, not the matches themselves. You need to get the big 200-count box of individual matchbooks. More striker strips. You understand? Those only have the one. And don’t buy everything in one place. Do it piecemeal. Different items, different stores. Attracts less attention. Are you following me here?

You think Tuco had breakage? I guess it’s true, he did. He broke bones. He broke the skull of anybody who tried to rip him off.

What you said in the desert. I get it, what you meant. I deserve whatever happens.