People who claim to be victims are the downfall of this country.
Outta my way, tool of the state, for I am come to comfort and counsel my client, even as you seek to prison him.
Only a fool thinks he can solve the world’s problems.
Now, honestly, what’s the point of being a billionaire if I can’t have somebody killed?
Now I must bid you all adieu and admonish you to watch your proverbial butts, for I shall be back with a sledgehammer of justice prepared to lay Joseph waste to these four walls if you so much as touch a hair on my client’s.
Nobody is dumb and smart at the same time.
My pop didn’t claw his way out of the plebeian dynasty so that his sons could end up in middle management. You want to be mayor? I want my kids to be president.
Madam, it’s just lazy to steal from someone without knowing their name.
Like the sign says, he is a hard man for hard times. And by “he” I mean me.
It’s funny how one’s tireless moralizing can become so tiring.[to Graves]
It starts as an itch. I want a new pair of shoes or maybe the minivan finally gives up the ghost. And just like that you’re in debt.
It doesn’t matter what you mean. It’s what you do.
