Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.[to Mal]
See? That’s my whole problem with picking up tourists. Ain’t never what they claim to be.
See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with. Long as she does it quiet-like.[to Simon, about River]
See how I’m not punching him? I think I’ve grown.[to Inara, about Atherton]
Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.[Zoë Washburne: Preacher, don’t the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?]
One of the virtues of not being puritanical about sex is not feeling embarrassed afterwards. You should look into it.[to Mal]
Nothing worse than a monster who thinks he’s right with God.
Nothing buys bygones quicker than cash.
No, they don’t. Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged.[Derrial Book: I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God.]
No one’s killing any folk today on account of we got a very tight schedule.
No one likes the idea of hearing what you’re thinking.[Jayne Cobb: Well, I don’t like the idea of someone hearing what I’m thinking.]
Mercy is the mark of a great man.[stabs Atherton shallowly]Guess I’m just a good man. [stabs him again]Well, I’m alright.
