May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.[Commander Harken: Seems odd you’d name your ship after a battle you were on the wrong side of.]
Mal, if you’re being a gentleman, I may die of shock.
Life’s just too damn short for “ifs” and “maybes.”
Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.
It’s not about making sense. It’s about believing in something. And letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It’s about faith. You don’t fix faith, River. It fixes you.
It’s a real burden being right so often.
If you take sexual advantage of her, you’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters, and people who talk at the theater.[to Mal, about Saffron]
If I’m your mission, Shepherd, best give it up. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t.[to Derrial]
If I didn’t know better, I’d think we were dangerous.
I’ve seen you without your clothes on before. Never thought I’d see you naked.[to Saffron]
I’ve given some thought to moving off the edge. Not an ideal location. Might get a place in the middle.
I’m trying to think of a way for you to be cruder, I just… It’s not coming.[to Jayne]