Friends don’t owe friends, silly. They just do favors because they want to.
What do a dead man, a cruise ship and emu have in common? Correct, nothing.
We can’t change the past, but there’s a difference between moving on and letting go.
This is who I am. It was just finally admitting the truth to myself. Well, that and murdering some people.
That’s the spirit, boys. Think big, and kinky.
Please don’t think too badly of me. We are what we are.
Pick your battles. Don’t let them pick you.
I’m not a criminal, you know? I’m just… insane.
I haunt your dreams like a ghost, for I know what scares you most. So you run, run! As fast as you can! There’s no escape from the magic man.
I can bring tears to your eyes and resurrect the dead. I form in an instant and last a lifetime. What am I? [A memory.]
I am the son of water, but if water touches me, I die. What am I?[Salt.]
I am heavy forward, but backward, I am not. What am I?[Ton.]
