You’re all prisoners. What you call sanity, it’s just a prison in your minds that stops you from seeing that you’re just tiny little cogs in a giant absurd machine. Wake up! Why be a cog? Be free like us. Just remember, smile.
A diamond plate, a glowing grate, a place you never leave. Where am I? [Home.]
I’m strong as a rock, but a word can destroy me. What am I?[Silence.]
What’s the secret to good comedy? Timing. And what’s courage? Grace under pressure. And who’s the boss? I’m the boss.
There’s nothing more contagious than laughter.
A man with nothing that he loves… is a man who cannot be bargained. A man that cannot be betrayed. A man who answers to no one… but himself.
Everybody has to start somewhere.
The less you have, the more they’re worth. To friends.
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Please don’t think too badly of me. We are what we are.
What has no hands but might knock on your door, and you better open up if it does? [Opportunity.]
I’m not a criminal, you know? I’m just… insane.
I can bring tears to your eyes and resurrect the dead. I form in an instant and last a lifetime. What am I? [A memory.]
