Thank you for the inappropriate touching. It was actually pretty nice.[to Helene]
Sometimes when you love someone, you will do crazy things.
She’s a parasite, Eve. She gets into your brain, she eats you up, to make space for herself.[about Villanelle]
One of the great unspoken truths of life is that people behave exactly as you expect them to.[to Eve]
Nadia has been murdered in prison. The good news is the buffet is open.
Letting yourself into my apartment and drinking from a tiny cup doesn’t make you intimidating, by the way. It’s just rude.[to Konstantin]
Just so you know, I’m kind of a big deal in this industry.[to Felix]
Just beat the crap out of people. It will make you feel a lot better.[Pyotr: I beat the crap out of sofa so I don’t beat the crap out of people. You think that’s weird?]
Isn’t it refreshing? To eat in silence? So many people are just bags of gas, expelling air when they’ve nothing of any great worth to say.[to Villanelle]
If you went high enough, you’d probably find we work for the same people.[to Eve]
I think we all have monsters inside of us. It’s just that most people manage to keep theirs hidden.
Divorces are easy. It’s marriages that are impossibly hard.
