Daniel, are you overthinking this? Careful, it could ruin your life.
Board shorts. Don’t know what more proof you need that he’s deranged.
As any parent knows, the best time to get things done is when everyone else is asleep.
Always gratifying to find out that one’s nemesis is altogether lacking in style.
A devil emoji? That’s it. I’m speaking to a copyright lawyer today.
A ceremony to banish the devil to hell? That is priceless. No, seriously, you all need to take End of Days out of the Vatican movie night rotation. Definitely not one of Arnold’s best.[to Father Kinley]
You’re married to the dentist? But you’re the receptionist. Well, no wonder she slept with me.[to Cody]
You know what a good father does? He loves his son. Unconditionally. Even if he doesn’t have a fancy pair of wings. No matter what. Supports him.[to God]
You just made me sing again! I mean, it has to stop, Dad.
Oh, please. I’m not going to text you every time someone stays the night. Think of my data plan.[Amenadiel: Why didn’t you tell me that Eve was here, Lucy?]
Oh, dear, do you not have Christmas in the future? Is that my fault as well?[to Rory]
Nothing is ever good enough for you. “Why don’t you have a desk? Why doesn’t your car have a roof? Why’s your kitchen just a wall of Scotch?”[to God]
