Hey! No one calls my skank a skank.
No rest for the soulless.
Sometimes you have to accept when someone doesn’t feel the same way about you.[to Eve]
I’m great at dismembering humans. How hard can it be to fix one?
I would never ask you to change. I like who you are.[to Eve]
This is the craziest plan I’ve ever heard. I’m in.
Shared office workspace. Even I find this a bit cruel… torture wise.
Pain and suffering. Music to my ears.
No public records. No social security number. No social media footprint. What is this? 2014?
If you go by someone else’s pace, it shows how much you really care.
How much does that kid need? I had two rocks when I was growing up. One sharp, one not. Take the sharp one and try to stab things. Take the dull one, try to make it sharp.[to Amenadiel, about Charlie]
Cheer up, dude. I’m gonna torture your ass right into Heaven.[to Dan]