I mean, God works in mysterious ways. So you just got to believe that when He crushes your nuts, He does it for a reason.
It’s always the ones you least suspect, the ones you trust the most, that hurt you. They wait until your guard is down and then wham! In my case, it was tequila.
Hey. No one insults my family, except for me.
When you finally show someone how absolutely amazing you are, you’re going to find your soulmate.[to Maze]
One man’s trash is a forensic scientist’s treasure.
